*echoing footsteps as Ruby and Ginger step out into a large empty space.*
Ruby: It’s, um…pretty big here.
Ginger: Yeah, but we have a lot of baggage.
Ruby: No, I know that, but…it’s…pretty…
Ginger: Just think, we can start putting things in here and *still* have room to re-enact Fred and Ginger scenes.
Ruby: I’m not playing Fred to your Ginger.
Ginger: But I am Ginger.
Ruby: Can you do everything I can do, backwards and in heels?
Ruby: No, you can’t program a mirrored keyboard while typing with your shoes. I’ve seen you type with your shoes. It’s not a pretty sight.
Ginger: Well, no, I guess I can’t…especially since you took away my mirrored keyboard.
Ruby: Ginger, you were using it to play pranks on people. You only switched the keys…every time I pushed the ‘A’ key, I got an apostrophe!
Ginger: T fbepx
Ruby: Use the *correct* keyboard, Ginger. No one can understand you.
Ginger: I said “I know.”
Ruby: No re-enactments for you!
Ginger: I wonder if we echo…Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Ruby: I can’t believe I’m starting a website with someone who actually *writes out* an echo.
Ginger: How else are we supposed to explain it’s new, it’s big, and it’ll get filled up as time goes by?
Ruby: You’re not writing out any more echoes, do you understand?
Ginger: But, RUBY! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! It’s more fun than expecting the general public to imagine an echo.
Ruby: You think we have a general public? We just started this!
Ginger: We have friends.
Ruby: Who think we’re weird…
Ginger: They’ll get some of the jokes!
Ruby: Maybe we should have a sideline, where we just spend a lot of time explaining why we exist.
Ginger: Someday, we’ll get a store and sell things…
Ruby: Keep dreaming, there, Ginger.
Ruby: What sort of “things” are we going to sell?
Ginger: You know…things…like…um…
Ruby: Yeah. Okay.
Ginger: Look, just TRY try try the echo thing. It’s fun. Really.
Ruby: You are so odd.
Ginger: Go on…you know you wanna!
Ruby: *sigh* Ginger?
Ruby: FOCUS! FOCUS! Focus! FOCUS! Focus! FOCUS! Focus! FOCUS! Focus!
Ginger: See? Wasn’t that cool? Hey! Your echo is different from mine!
Ruby: It would have to be. How else will the General Public note the difference in voices?
Ginger: …you just made that up so yours can be cooler than mine.
Ruby: It still works as an excuse, doesn’t it?