Ginger: Now, look! We missed the previews!
Ruby: Not all of them…oh, no, that’s a commercial…
Ginger: Now I’ll never know what movies I want to miss this fall!
Ruby: I doubt this will be your only opportunity to judge the quality of a movie by its advertisements.
Ginger: Yes. Thank goodness there’s an internet.
Ruby: Oh, look, you didn’t miss all the previews!
Ginger: Oh, goodie–rats.
Ginger: I spilled my drink…
Ruby: Was it the drink or condensation?
Ginger: Hmm…I’m not sure. And I’m not licking my knee just to find out.
Ruby: That would attract some stares.
Ginger: And my shades aren’t dark enough to hide me from them.
Ruby: Yeah, about that…
Ruby: Are you going to…y’know…remove the sunglasses to watch the movie?
Ginger: I hope you can see the confusion on my face.
Ruby: Yeah. Never mind.
Ginger: This preview is really long.
Ruby: I think we’ve passed the preview part and gone into the “please turn off all cell phones” suggestion.
Ginger: This is a suggestion?
Ruby: Remember who they’re pandering to.
Ginger: Oh! That reminds me! (turns off cell phone)
Ruby: If I said “sigh” would it be obnoxious enough for you?
Ginger: I still say it’s not a suggestion.
Ruby: Well, what is it then? A not-so-friendly reminder?
Ginger: A command.
Ruby: But a well-placed command.
Ginger: How so?
Ruby: It got you to turn your cell off.
Ginger: I’m just susceptible to preview-like commands.
Ruby: I see…
Ginger: And, no, starting to talk like a movie announcer is not going to get me to be nicer. Or to eat my veggies.
Ruby: Shh! The movie’s starting!
(opening credits begin fading in and out…)
Ginger: Did you see he’s in another movie with that actress?
Ruby: How clear and distinct you are.
Ginger: Never mind. I’ll tell you after the movie.
Ruby: Thank you. I’d appreciate not getting kicked out of this movie.
Ruby: I thought you hadn’t seen this?
Ginger: Not completely…
Ginger: Shh! The movie’s starting!