Ginger: Hey, Rubes. What are you watching?
Ruby: Ten Inch Hero. It was on TV.
Ginger: No, it wasn’t.
Ruby: It was playing on my TV.
Ginger: Through NetFlix.
Ruby: This…is true…
Ginger: You missed the tampon-buying scene that much?
Ruby: No, it was available through NetFlix and I remembered that it was cute.
Ruby: I have time to waste – I knew you were on your way over.
Ginger: Yeah. No, I get it.
Ruby: It was a cute movie! I liked it! Of all the movies you’ve forced me to watch, I actually liked this one!
Ginger: I understand.
Ruby: Look, I knew you were coming over – I just had to waste time until you got here. I remembered liking the movie – it’s cute and charming and sweet…
Ginger: Whatever you say.
Ruby: I can turn it off now. You’re here. See? It’s off now.
Ginger: I see that.
Ruby: …wait. Why am I defending watching this movie to YOU?!
Ginger: I honestly have no idea.
Ruby: You own the DVD!
Ginger: I do.
Ruby: It’s autographed!
Ginger: It is. And I got a hug from Sean Patrick Flanery once he finished signing it.
Ruby: You’re planning on taking it to other conventions to get more signatures on it!
Ginger: I am.
Ruby: Why were you just letting me go on and on?
Ginger: It was funny.
Ruby: My last defense is…um…I don’t drink caffeine?
Ginger: You can’t use that for everything.
Ruby: I know.
Ginger: So. I’m here. What do you want to do now?
Ruby: …we could finish watching the movie.
Ginger: Did I miss the tampon scene?
Ruby: We can go back. It’s worth it.