Ruby: What are you doing?
Ginger: I’m logging into Twitter for you.
Ginger: Because you haven’t tweeted in a while & I need a favor. If you hadn’t walked in just now, you never would have even noticed.
Ruby: What are you doing on my Twitter page?
Ginger: There. You are now following Taylor Kitsch on Twitter.
Ginger: Because, Ruby. #IWantDinnerWithTaylor.
Ruby: Did you really just speak in hashtag?
Ginger: It’s important to me.
Ruby: How will it help you have dinner withTaylor if I’m the one following him?
Ginger: He needs more followers. And there’s a contest.
Ruby: A contest? Really?
Ginger: More of a sweepstakes, I guess…
Ruby: A sweepstakes?
Ginger: Maybe it’s a raffle?
Ginger: By following him, you’re helping get this contest on its way.
Ruby: Ginger, no. I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to win this contest on your own. No cheating.
Ginger: Ruby! That’s your answer to EVERYTHING!
Ruby: Well, then you should have learned it by now.
Ginger: All you have to do is follow him! You don’t even Tweet anymore! It’s not hurting anyone!
Ruby: No cheating, Ginger. No.
Ginger: Fine. I see how it is.
Ruby: Now what are you doing?
Ginger: I just password-protected the spreadsheet my sister made for you to create various foods and clothing items in Webkinz. Without the password, you can’t see anything in there. No cheating, Ruby.
Ruby: Your brother-in-law help you set that up?
Ginger: No. I asked one of my brothers.
Ruby: Ginger…are you…attempting to blackmail me into helping you win a Twitter contest?
Ginger: I shoulda said “Check and Mate.” Not that whole “No cheating” thing. That was lame.
Ruby: Ginger. I have all of your brothers’ phone numbers on speed dial. You do know that, right?
Ginger: So the “Check and Mate” thing wouldn’t have made sense? Okay, I’m back to the “No cheating” line.
Ruby: You really want to win this thing, don’t you?
Ginger: How could I not want dinner withTaylor?
Ginger: Are you gonna follow him?
Ruby: What’s his Twitter name?
Ginger: You do know that’s not the password, right?
Ruby: Ginger, I’ve known you for a while now. I know you wouldn’t be so stupid as to put someone’s Twitter name as a password.
Ruby: You did, however, change the password to #IWantDinnerWithTaylor. But with numbers somewhere.
Ginger: Wow….you do know me.
Ruby: Yeah. I’m only following him because you really want this. Also, because I’m not on Twitter that much anymore, so, it’s not a big deal.
Ginger: Hooray! Blackmail works!
Ruby: That’s not the lesson here, Ginger!