Ruby: I’m sorry, did you just “Psst” at me?
Ginger: Hmm? Oh. No. Sorry, you must have me confused with someone else.
Ruby: We’re the only two people in the room.
Ginger: I’m sorry, ma’am, but I don’t know what you mean keep your voice down and don’t look at me.
Ruby: Why do you look like you’re going to offer me a letter ‘O’ for just a nickel?
Ginger: A nickel?! I mean, sorry, ma’am. I don’t know what you’re talking about just stop looking at me and keep your voice down!!
Ruby: Okay. Fine. Why am I not looking at you?
Ginger: The walls may have ears.
Ruby: Not from what I can see.
Ginger: You’re not so good at the spy thing, are you?
Ruby: Are you kidding me?
Ginger: SHH! Honestly, Rubes, if I can’t trust you to listen to my top-secret-super-secret secret of secrets, who can I blab my secrets to?
Ruby: I don’t know what was wrong with me. Blab away.
Ginger: The pure vodka will nest at five past.
Ruby: Five past what?
Ruby: Hi, yourself.
Ruby: Sorry. Hi, yourself.
Ginger: Not ‘hi,’ High. As in the first half of a famous Gary Cooper/Grace Kelly movie title.
Ruby: Some days, I think you’re too subtle for yourself.
Ginger: Come again?
Ruby: Never mind. So, the Absolut is going to be nesting at 12:05?
Ginger: What? No, five HOURS past.
Ruby: Why didn’t you just say 17:00 then?
Ginger: Cause military time confuses me.
Ruby: Oh. Of course.
Ginger: So, you got it?
Ruby: Affirmative. We’re drinking at five, your place!
Ginger: No! No drinking! Where did you get drinking?!
Ruby: You said vodka…
Ginger: As in the Russian…duh…
Ruby: Oh. The Russian is…nesting…nesting…The Russian is robbing a bank for a nest egg at five?
Ginger: Oh, for crying out loud…The Russians will nest…make a nest together…
Ruby: Well, if you wouldn’t mention drinking, maybe I could have caught on faster! Why didn’t you say something like ‘The bears with scythes and hammers wear white at five?’ or ‘The Reds walk in white at five?’
Ginger: Well, if I wanted the world to know, I would have said Русские получают поженились на 5. But I was trying to keep it a secret, since they weren’t telling anyone yet!
Ruby: Well…you suck at coding your secrets.
Ginger: Yeah. But I was really focused on the trenchcoat and hat…y’know, throwback to the Commie Spy Games of the 50’s.
Ruby: It does look nice.
Ginger: Thanks. Oh, hey, wouldya liketa buyanOh? It costs just a nickel!
Ruby: A nickel?
Ginger: SHH! A nickel. So buy dee Oh, and take it home, tonight – DON’TASKANYQUESTIONS! Just buy dee Oh and take it home TONIGHT!
Ruby: Thank you for making me a part of your deluded world.
Ginger: Any time.
Ruby: I know. That’s what concerns me.