Confusion of Cars

Ruby: Oh, good, you’re here!

Ginger: Yeah, you ready to go?

Ruby: What?

Ginger: I thought we were going to see cars.

Ruby: Yeah, Cars. We can start it right after dinner.

Ginger: Start what?

Ruby: Cars.

Ginger: Cars will start right after dinner.

Ruby: Yes. I don’t know why, but Fly really wanted to watch it again. He should be here soon with his copy of the movie.

Ginger: What movie?

Ruby: Cars.

Ginger: Oh.

Ruby: What?

Ginger: What’s the name of the movie?

Ruby: What movie?

Ginger: This movie with cars in it.

Ruby: Cars.

Ginger: Yes. Y’know, beep-beep, two to four doors, four wheels, vroom-vroom?

Ruby: Yes, I know. Cars.

Ginger: Look, we’re having dinner with Fly, right?

Ruby: Yes.

Ginger: And we’re going to see a movie?

Ruby: Yes.

Ginger: So, when do we leave to see the auto show?

Ruby: What? You–OH! Okay, Costello, the movie is called Cars, okay? It’s by Pixar and you already knew that…didn’t you?

Ginger: You suck as Abbott.

Ruby: But I saved myself a headache.

Ginger: I mean, when Fly emailed that ‘we need to see Cars again” I really did think we were going to see some cars. We haven’t been to an auto show in over a year and I think we’re slipping away from our true cause of character.

Ruby: ‘True cause of character?’

Ginger: Is that the name of a movie, too?

Ruby: No, I’m just curious: When did we stick to that ‘true cause of character’ you speak of so passionately?

Ginger: Well…um…see…oh, look – Fly is walking up to the door downstairs…

Ruby: Okay, I’ll let it go this time, but only if you start singing along with the soundtrack.

Ginger: Hey, that only happened ONCE!

Ruby: Yeah, once a week.

Ginger: Hey, did you and Fly ever see Cars 2?

Ruby: Is this another Abbott-Costello attempt?

Ginger: …not anymore…

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