Ginger: Chocolate. Give me chocolate.
Ruby: What is wrong with you?
Ginger: I’m at work, minding my own business, pretending to work very hard, when a manager comes over to introduce everyone in our group to the new candidate. We’re hiring.
Ruby: Oh. Isn’t your group always hiring?
Ginger: If we get more guys like this guy, I’m so joining HR.
Ruby: Have some chocolate.
Ginger: He’s at least 2 years older than me. He plays hockey. He’s gorgeous. He seemed straight…
Ginger: Well, he’s from San Francisco…
Ruby: Ah. Of course. Cause all men from San Francisco play for the other team.
Ginger: Is that sarcasm?
Ruby: Of course.
Ginger: The next few minutes after he left, the three single women in the office, self included, decided we have to hire him.
Ruby: Cause looks are more important than experience in your line of work.
Ruby: More chocolate?
Ruby: So, what’s the plan?
Ginger: Wish from afar while surreptitiously finding out if he’s gay.
Ginger: But he’s smart and good-looking!
Ruby: Ever hear of the term “eye candy?”
Ginger: Yes. I have some boxer shorts that have that written on the side.
Ruby: Well, at least you know that much.
Ginger: Is there more chocolate?
Ruby: If I didn’t know better, I’d think you just want chocolate and you made up the hot-candidate-story.
Ginger: Know better. I don’t make up hot men. I just never win them.
Ruby: They’re not prizes to be won.
Ginger: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talk pretty big for someone with your own hot man.
Ruby: That’s because he won me over. There’s a difference.
Ginger: Over what?
Ginger: Ew, dark chocolate. Don’t you have any Heath bar bites?
Ruby: Check the secret stash cabinet.
Ruby: I had some?
Ginger: No, it’s a Lifesaver. A. As in: single. Your secret stash cabinet is sorely lacking in secret stashes.
Ruby: So secret I forgot to fill it.
Ginger: Well, duh.
Ruby: Better, though?
Ginger: Sugar shock is the best way I know to get over eye candy. Better. Oh! Wanna get some Chinese food?
Ruby: Sure…Ginger, does sugar shock help promote your ADD tendencies?
Ginger: What do you mean? Oh! Wanna get some Chinese food?
Ginger: Oh, and then, let’s watch “Ghostbusters!”
Ruby: Now, you’re talking.