Ginger: Hey, I’m almost to your place. Do you want me to come up or do you just want to head out to dinner right away?
Ruby: Hang on – Fly, Ginger’s almost here. Do you her to come up or do you just want to meet her in the lobby?
Fly: Um…hang on…
Ginger: What are you doing?
Ruby: Edward Scissorhands is on TV. We…sorta got sucked into it. Accidentally.
Ginger: How far are you?
Fly: Wait, what are my options?
Ruby: Meet Ginger in the lobby for food or have her come all the way up here.
Ginger: How far into the movie are you?
Ruby: I dunno – Fly, how much is left in the movie?
Fly: How would I know? I’ve never seen this all the way through.
Ginger: We can let him finish the movie.
Ruby: But…now I’m really hungry.
Ginger: Do you just want to spoil the ending for him so we can go?
Ruby: Sure. Fly – they all live happily ever after. Can we get food now?
Ruby: You said to spoil it.
Ginger: That’s. Not. The. Ending.
Fly: What did you say? I’m sorry, I was focused on the movie…
Ruby: It’s not?
Ginger: Ruby, what would make you think that – wait, you know Old Yeller dies at the end of his movie, right?
Ruby: Edward doesn’t get rabies, Ginger! …does he?
Fly: This guy gets bitten by one of the dogs he grooms?
Ginger: Did no one ever tell you that Titanic sinks at the end?
Ruby: Wait, are you saying he drowns, or that Kim pushes him off a boat?
Fly: This movie is taking some weird twists – I’m not surprised I never watched it all the way through now.
Ginger: Ruby…Bruce Willis is a ghost.
Fly: When do they get on a boat?
Ruby: Bruce Willis isn’t in this movie. …Fly, is Bruce Willis in this movie?
Fly: How would I know? Edward is so far going to contract rabies on a boat!
Ruby: He’s not in the opening credits…
Fly: Wait, seriously? You didn’t see him listed?
Ruby: Okay, you’re not helping. And Ginger is in the lobby.
Fly: It’s a commercial break. And tell Ginger to just come up now.
Ginger: Ruby – I’m just trying to explain to you that this movie does not end like Beetlejuice. But it’s still a good movie.
Ruby: Just come up.
Fly: I thought you were hungry…
Ruby: I was. But then I found out that Bruce Willis’s ghost gives Edward Scissorhands rabies and they both sink to the bottom of the North Atlantic on a huge unsinkable luxury liner.
Ginger: Wow…I am glad I didn’t spoil the whole ending.
Ruby: Really? What did you leave out?
Ginger: The sled named Rosebud. It dresses up like its mother and stabs people who shower.
Ruby: Yeah, we should really leave that as a surprise for Fly.
Fly: Now, I want to know!
Ginger: See you soon!
Ruby: Okay, bye…
Fly: Tell me what happens! What’s in the box?!
Ruby: Soylent Green.
Fly: …wait, so how does this movie end?
Ruby: I have less of an idea now than I did when we first started watching.
Fly: And I’m hungry.
Ruby: But we have to stay to watch the ending.
Fly: True. The one time we want Ginger to spoil the ending and she won’t.
Ruby: …seriously, is Bruce Willis in this movie or not??