Ginger: Ruby, what are you doing today?
Ruby: Aside from slowly waking up because you called me at an obscenely early hour on a Saturday morning and, once we’ve hung up, cursing the perky tones in your voice until I run out of words?
Ruby: I was thinking about showering at some point.
Ginger: Did you get any sleep last night?
Ruby: I finished a book.
Ruby: What time is it?
Ruby: Three hours ago.
Ginger: So…I guess you don’t want to see a foreign film with me.
Ruby: Which foreign film?
Ginger: I rented Curse of the Golden Flower. Gong Li is in it.
Ruby: Yes, Ginger, sigh dramatically. Becauseobviously that will help me remember.
Ginger: I think I shouldn’t wake you on Saturday mornings anymore…
Ruby: Didn’t you already seeCurse of the Golden Flower?
Ginger: Well, yes and no. Yes, I’ve seen everything leading up to the super-climactic battle and explanation of all the secrets we’ve been hinted to and No, I haven’t seen anything after that.
Ruby: Why not?
Ginger: The DVD had a really bad scratch on it.
Ruby: Ah. And who is Gong Li?
Ginger: She was inMemoirs of a Geisha. Hatsumommo.
Ruby: Oh, yeah…her…
Ginger: So? Wanna see it?
Ruby: By “see it” you mean “sleep while Ginger watches it,” right?
Ginger: Riiiiiight. So…wanna sleep while I watch a movie?
Ruby: Can I sleep from here?
Ruby: I thought we went over how much dramatic sighs are not working on me today.
Ginger: Go get some sleep…I’ll wait till tomorrow to see the rest of the movie.
Ruby: I’m hanging up.
Ruby: I’m super-impressed. Really.
Ginger: I know.