I Aim To…Well, Behave…Today.

Ruby: Fly, as you’re driving through Missouri today, be sure to look out for Reavers.

Fly: Look out for Rea– what?

Ruby: Reavers.

Fly: What are they?

Ruby: You know. Those scavengers from that movie you’ve only seen once. They could be out there.

Fly: Ruby, that movie was set in the future. In space.

Ruby: Well, yeah, but you never know.

Fly: You’re saying that, while driving on an interstate highway in Missouri, I should look out for large spaceships with skulls tied to the outside piloted by bloodthirsty pirates with no morals who want to skin me alive.

Ruby: No, I’m saying that while driving on an interstate highway in Missouri, you should look out for large spaceships with skulls tied to the outside piloted by bloodthirsty cannibals with no morals who want to skin you alive. But you should be able to avoid them as long as you don’t stop by abandoned cars on the side of the road to see if anyone needs help.

Fly: So, I should do what any generous person might do for a stopped car and just switch lanes to give them room?

Ruby: Yes.

Fly: Okay, Ruby. Thanks for looking out for me.

Ruby: Any time, sweetheart.

Fly: Ruby?

Ruby: Fly?

Fly: Please tell Ginger it’s time for her to go home now. She’s influenced you enough for one day.

Ruby: …Ginger, he’s onto us!!

Ginger: I DIDN’T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!

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