More Than Twenty

(A Visual Clue For You: Elle comes home to find Ruby and Ginger seated across the dining room table from each other, apparently holding a staring contest.)

Elle: Hello…

Ginger: Do you hear what I hear?

Ruby: Silver bells.

Ginger: Jingle bells.

Ruby: I saw three ships a-sailing.

Ginger: Walking in a winter wonderland?

Ruby: Up on the rooftop.

Elle: What’s going on?

Ruby: Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

Ginger: I’m getting’ nuffin’ for Christmas.

Ruby: I saw Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus!

Ginger: Rockin’ around the Christmas tree?

Ruby: O Christmas tree!

Ginger: Santa, baby!

Ruby: Merry Christmas, Santa!

Ginger: O, holy night!

Elle: I’m a little confused…

Ruby: Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Ginger: I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.

Ruby: Blue Christmas.

Ginger: Baby, it’s cold outside!

Ruby: Christmastime is here.

Ginger: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Elle: Are you having a competition or a conversation?

Ginger: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Ruby: All I want for Christmas is you…

Ginger: Elmo wants a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Ruby: What child is this?

Ginger: Le Divine Enfant.

Ruby: The first Noel?

Ginger: Good King Wenceslas.

Ruby: Away in a manger?

Elle: That doesn’t even make sense!

Ginger: Hark! The herald angels sing!

Ruby: Santa Claus is coming to town.

Ginger: O, little town of Bethlehem!

Ruby: Over the river and through the woods.

Ginger: O, come all ye faithful.

Ruby: God rest ye, merry gentlemen:

Ginger: Little Drummer Boy…

Ruby: Frosty the Snowman…

Ginger: Jolly old St. Nicholas…

Ruby: Suzy Snowflake…

Ginger: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer…

Ruby: Alfie the elf…

Ginger: Carol…of the bells…

Elle: that was pretty weak, there, Ginge…

Ruby: We wish you a merry Christmas.

Ginger: O come; O, come Emmanuel!

Ruby: It’s Christmastime in the city!

Ginger: Run, run, Rudolph!

Ruby: Gramma got run over by a reindeer…

Ginger: It came upon a midnight clear.

Ruby: Silent night.

Ginger: The night Santa went crazy.

Elle: That’s not a real Christmas carol! But this is fun…

Ruby: Angels, we have heard on high.

Ginger: Here we come a-wassailing.

Elle: Or a-caroling…

Ruby: Deck the halls!

Ginger: It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Ruby: The 12 days of Christmas?

Ginger: Joy to the world…

Ruby: Melikaliki Maka.

Ginger: Feliz Navidad!

Ruby: It’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together.

Elle: No points, title is needed.

Ginger: Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily.

Elle: No points, not a real Christmas carol.

Ruby: We 3 Kings?

Elle: Good. Play on.

Ginger: Chestnuts roasting…

Elle: No points, title is —

Ginger: The Christmas song!

Ruby: Jingle bell rock!

Ginger: Um, uh…the…The holly and the ivy!

Ruby: I…but…It’s Christmastime Again!

Ginger: The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy!

Elle: That’s not a Christmas carol!

Ruby: The Nutcracker Suite!

Elle: That’s not a–

Ginger: It’s a Wonderful Life!

Elle: That’s a movi–

Ruby: Miracle on 34th Street!

Ginger: How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Ruby: A Christmas Carol!

Ginger: SCROOGED!

Elle: I give up! You two change the rules too much! (leaves)

Ginger: So, is that more than twenty Christmas carols or do I have to get out more cd’s?

Ruby: No, I think that covered it. I guess you were right and there are more than just twenty Christmas carols. The radio stations should really work on that.

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