Ginger: Ruby? Ruby? Did you watch it yet?
Ruby: Watch what?
Ginger: What do you mean ‘watch what?’ Only the best TV show. Ever. Mostly. Okay, Currently On TV.
Ruby: Oh. No, not yet.
Ginger: Were you planning on watching it any time soon?
Ruby: I was going to put it on today after work.
Ginger: Do you mind if I sit here trembling with unspoken quotes until you watch it?
Ruby: …over the phone? If I said yes, would it even make a difference?
Ginger: No one watched it last night. NO ONE BUT ME. Quotes are building up pressure in my brain! I MUST QUOTE!
Ruby: Can’t you just quote Firefly or Chuck until I’m ready?
Ginger: You are sorely lacking in imagination.
Ruby: Ginger, just let me watch it on my own time.
Ginger: Yeah, you know what? You’re still cool.
Ruby: Um…thank you?
Ginger: My easy-goin’ nature is getting sorely fu—
Ginger: You TOLD me to quote other things until you watched it!
Ruby: Yes, but not SLiTHER. This is a family-friendly conversation.
Ginger: Like a trained ape, without the training?
Ruby: I’m hanging up. Go quote at the mirror until I’m ready for you.
Ginger: But there were some REALLY good ones last night!
Ruby: Don’t make me take away your TV.
Ginger: Don’t need a TV…
Ruby: Ginger? I’ll take away your DVD’s, too.
Ginger: I can watch it online…
Ruby: I think the YouTube era has seriously damaged the ease with which our mothers used to threaten us.
Ginger: Yeah, but on the bright side, my Mom watches more TV now that she can catch up online if she misses an episode.
Ruby: How is that the bright side?
Ginger: …I’ll have to get back to you on that…
Ruby: You do that.