Ruby: (answering phone) Hi there.
Ginger: Sdamush cor Dubbink Monuphs?
Ruby: Try again?
Ginger: Sorry, my scarf got in the way. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
Ruby: Oh, either.
Ginger: It’s cold outside. Make a decision.
Ruby: Um, Starbucks.
Ginger: Got it. Bye.
Ruby: Bye. (hangs up)
Ruby: Did she say ‘scarf?’
(a knock at the door)
Ruby: Hang on, I’m coming…
Ginger: Hurry up, it’s the Hero of Canton with coffee!
Ruby: (opening door) Oh…my…goodness. Is the Magistrate looking to enact his revenge?
Ginger: Shake yer head, girl, your eyes are stuck!
Ruby: Do I have to start singing the song now?
Ginger: This one’s your coffee. Hurry up, my shades are fogging up.
Ruby: I didn’t even know you owned a real coat.
Ginger: It’s fah-reezing out there.
Ruby: I can tell…
Ginger: I’m just trying to stay warm!
Ruby: No, I meant my coffee is a coffee-cicle.
Ginger: Oh, sorry. It was just three blocks…
Ruby: I can microwave it.
Ginger: Well, as long as we hurry. I want to get to the Auto Show before all the good pictures are taken.
Ruby: You do realize that makes no sense, right?
Ginger: Whatever. Let’s go. The sooner we go, the sooner we’re out of the cold.
(later, on the bus)
Ruby: The Hero of Canton, the man they call–
Ginger: Oh, hush. At least my face didn’t have to thaw in order to make snide comments.
Ruby: Point proven. I’ll ask Fly to bring a scarf when he meets us at the Show.
Ginger: Are we there yet?
(at the Show)
Ruby: Okay, I brought the camera so we can make everyone jealous of our–wow.
Ginger: What? I’m just going to the coat check. Do you want me to check your coat, too?
Ruby: No wonder you were cold. Normal people wear full clothing under their coats.
Ginger: What? I had to be recognizable so you could find me, should we accidentally get split up.
Ruby: You’re planning on playing hide-n-go-seek in the cars, aren’t you?
Ginger: Well, it was either that or Giant Scav Hunt, but I didn’t think the exhibitors would be willing to give up things like microphones, name tags, awesome leather jackets…
Ginger: Oh, look, Ruby! A car!
Ruby: “A”? We’re at the Auto Show and you—
Ginger: Look, it’s blue!
Ruby: Oh, well, in that case…
Ginger: Rubes! A blue car!
Ruby: Ooh, a pretty blue!
Ginger: A closer look is required.
Ginger: Care for a fruity-oaty bar?
Ruby: How did you find—
Ginger: Fruity-oaty bars, make a man out of a mouse…fruity-oaty bars make you bust out of your blouse…
Ruby: I don’t want one anymore.
Ginger: I’ll stop singing…
Ginger: Blue car, dead ahead!
Ginger: Ruby! It’s blue, Ruby! It’s blue!
Ruby: Have you seen Fly? He’s supposed to be here by now…
Ginger: Blue…Car… Or I could sing the Fruity-Oaty Bar song again…
Ruby: Okay, we’ll go look…
Ruby: Ginger! Look! A tank!
Ginger: Ooh! Helly-choppers!
Ruby: Come on, we’ll take a break from blue cars…
Ginger: Do you think they’d let us paint the tank blue?
Ruby: Doubt it. (her phone rings) It’s Fly! Hullo…
Fly: (on the phone) Hey, where is everyone?
Ginger: Tell him we’re at the tank.
Ruby: We’re over by the tank.
Fly: (on the phone) What tank?
Ruby: The giant tank. By the Army Reserve exhibit.
Fly: (on the phone) They have a tank at the Auto Show? Where?
Ruby: The tank. By the helicopter.
Fly: (on the phone) I don’t see a tank.
Ruby: The tank. I don’t know how else to put it. I mean, it looks like a tank!
Ginger: Tell him it’s not blue.
Ruby: Ginger said to tell you it’s not blue.
Fly: (on the phone) Is that supposed to mean something?
Ruby: I don’t know how that’s helpful, I just—
Ginger: I see him!
Fly: (on the phone, standing behind Ruby) I see Ginger…
Ruby: How do you see Ginger and not me?
Ginger: I told you I had to be recognizable.
Fly: (still standing behind Ruby as both of them hang up their phones) She’s sitting on the tank. It’s kinda hard to miss her.
Ruby: Ginger! Get down from there! Wait, how did you see Ginger and not the tank?
Fly: Well, with directions like “it’s not blue…” how could I miss it?
Ginger: Okay, we’re all here. Now. Tag! You’re it! (runs off)
Ruby: Did you get to eat anything?
Fly: I had a sandwich while I waited for the bus.
Ruby: We had fruity-oaty bars while we waited for you. Ginger can’t stop singing the song.
Fly: What song?
Ruby: You have seen Serenity. You should know this.
Fly: Oh yeah…that song… Um, were we supposed to chase after her?
Ruby: Eventually, she’ll find a blue car and come back to get us.
Fly: What’s the deal with the blue cars?
Ruby: It’s Ginger. She has this thing about blue…anythings.
Ruby: Yeah. Blue foods, drinks…cars…
Ginger: Um, hullo? There’s a blue car right over there! Let’s roll!
Ruby: See? Told you.
Ginger: Told him what?
Fly: Ginger, is that car…blue?
Ginger: (gasp!) Where?! (runs off)
Fly: That is so easy…
Ruby: I know, but we shouldn’t over-do it. She might catch on.
Fly: Right. Shall we?