Ruby: Did you get a new phone?
Ginger: Oh. Yeah. Meet Emperor Phonepatine.
Ginger: You know I’ve named every phone I’ve ever owned. It’s like my attempt to want to like it. To bond with my phone.
Ruby: Emperor Phonepatine?
Ginger: It’s part of the evil galactic iCorporation. It’s pretty much the face of it.
Ruby: You know, you might actually like it.
Ruby: Do you like your tablet?
Ginger: You mean Darth Tablet?
Ruby: (sigh) Yes. Do you like…Darth Tablet?
Ginger: Yes. I admit that I love my Darth Tablet.
Ruby: And do you like your–
Ginger: Grand Moff iPod.
Ruby: According to the engraving here, Grand Moff iPod is powered by sarcastic unicorns.
Ginger: I was in a mood that day.
Ruby: When aren’t you in a mood?
Ginger: I would like to argue or something, but I’m not in the mood.
Ruby: Yeah. Do you like Grand Moff iPod?
Ginger: I can’t really live without him. He has saved my sanity on more than one occasion.
Ruby: Then maybe you should give Emperor Phonepatine a real shot.
Ginger: He doesn’t bend in half. I miss clamshells.
Ruby: I know. But maybe you’ll grow to like him.
Ginger: They didn’t have purple cases in the store.
Ruby: Is that why he looks a bit like an overpriced running shoe?
Ginger: Yes. That was my option in the store.
Ruby: You mean one of your options, right?
Ginger: If you think overpriced running shoe is one option and nothing is the other option, then yes.
Ruby: Wow. You know they have a kiosk in the mall that sells cases, right?
Ginger: Yeah. I have an appointment in my calendar to go there.
Ginger: If I really do grow to like the Emperor, does that mean that I’ll become an iTrooper?
Ruby: Only in your world, Ginger.
Ginger: How can I support the Rebel Alliance if I’m already in so deep with the evil galactic iCorporation?
Ruby: Ordinarily, I wouldn’t say this to you, but you seem to need a pick-me-up right now…
Ruby: Ahem. So, Ginger, remember the Mayan Zombie Apocalypse of 2012 when you started off on the side of the zombies, but then were able to realize the error of your ways and became a double agent and were instrumental in turning the tide?
Ginger: …you’re the bestest, Ruby.
Ruby: Thanks. I do what I can.
Ginger: Tell me more about the battles…did I remind you of a slightly older River Tam?
Ruby: You reminded me of a horror movie heroine who will spend the rest of her days in psychiatric care and avoiding cabins, woods, lakes and hockey games.
Ginger: Yeah. You’re still the bestest.