Ginger: What’s worse, a pirate attack or a zombie attack? Or a pirate zombie attack?
Ruby: I love our conversations.
Ruby: Nothing – pirates are worse. With zombies, at least you know where you stand. If you lose – you’re a zombie. Or dinner. With pirates, who knows?
Ginger: That’s true. I hadn’t thought of that. I guess we can’t all hope to be captured by nice pirates.
Ruby: You hope to be captured by pirates?
Ginger: Actually, I was hoping to lead the pirates doing the capturing.
Ruby: That sounds like the Ginger we know and love.
Ginger: So, what’s all this?
Ruby: Oh, I found some old photos and I was trying to find the right album in which to place them.
Ginger: Old photos – you mean, like, taken by an antique camera that required old-timey film stuff?
Ruby: Yeah, like the type of camera you still use.
Ginger: I like antiques. Especially antiques circa 1999. Turn of the century junk.
Ruby: Yeah. Anyway, these were sent from my mother. That’s me going to my first dance.
Ginger: I remember my first dance. The 4-H Valentine’s Day dance.
Ruby: You were in 4-H?
Ginger: We’re not discussing that part of my life.
Ruby: Right. Did you have fun?
Ginger: A boy asked me to dance that night.
Ruby: Did you kick him in the knee or just glare him into submission?
Ginger: I danced with him. His name was Charley.
Ruby: Aw, how sweet. And totally unlike you.
Ginger: I know. It was a different time. I was in 4-H.
Ruby: The first boy who ever asked me to dance was a Tony.
Ginger: You danced with an award?
Ruby: No, Tony. Like…like DiNozzo.
Ginger: YOUR FIRST DANCE WAS WITH TONY DiNOZZO?!
Ruby: (sigh) Yeah, that pretty much covers it.
Ginger: What can I say? My morning was filled with partially-thought out pirate attacks. I’m in no condition to focus on reality now.
Ruby: Reality? You?
Ginger: Oh, sure, you get stuck on the word “reality,” but not “now.” Cause, I’m constantly focusing on reality. Or that it’s so weird that I would be unable to focus on it all of a sudden.
Ruby: If I sigh again, can we move on?
Ginger: Try and we’ll see.