Ginger: I think you should be the first to know.
Ginger: I’m going to take over the world.
Ruby: …yeah, are we really going through this again?
Ginger: You just have to listen! It’ll work this time, I swear!
Ruby: Okay, Brain. Narf and stuff.
Ginger: If you’re not going to do the voice, why bother saying Narf?
Ruby: This is why you’ll never succeed in taking over the world. I won’t be there to tell you to Focus.
Ginger: Why not?
Ruby: Because while the world may be a mess, you don’t need to rule it.
Ginger: But you haven’t even listened to my plan! You’ll like it this time!
Ruby: Fine. What is it?
Ginger: I have magic powers.
Ruby: On this planet?
Ruby: Okay. What are they?
Ginger: I can put people to sleep.
Ruby: So can my fiancé.
Ginger: With his voice? And calm and soothing manner?
Ruby: …he uses magic potions…?
Ginger: I can lull people to sleep. And people always want to stay in bed a little longer and drift off to sleep. I can rule the world by keeping people in a happy state of slumber. Do you realize what this means?
Ruby: You’ll have to change a lot of sheets?
Ginger: Um…I hadn’t thought of that.
Ruby: What had you thought of?
Ginger: My name.
Ruby: What name did you pick out?
Ginger: The Somnamulatress!
Ruby: That sounds like a sleepwalking albatross.
Ginger: That’s okay, I had a back-up name. The Sleepy Lady. Not as good, I’ll admit, but…
Ruby: But it sounds like Snow White and Sleepy Dwarf had a baby together.
Ginger: Oh. What about the Lady of Night?
Ruby: That sounds really close to ‘lady of the evening.’ I don’t think you want to imply that.
Ginger: The Somnambulista?
Ruby: Sleepwalking barista.
Ginger: I guess it’s back to the drawing board…
Ruby: Yeah, you might want to re-think joining the Evil League of Evil until you complete your PhD in Horrible-ness.
Ginger: Yeah, that thesis is killing me…
Ruby: Somewhere, someone is proud of you. I just know it.
Ginger: Rip Van—
Ruby: Motorcyclist with a Lunesta addiction.
Ginger: What about the Slumber Queen?
Ruby: Mattress seller. With creepy commercials.
Ginger: I’ll return! And when I do…
Ruby: Yeah…vengeance will be yours, all left shoes will be stolen and chaos will ensue. Got it.
Ginger: You take all the fun out of being evil sometimes.
Ruby: I know.