Ruby: Hey, Ginger…what are you doing?
Ginger: I got bored while watching TV, so I picked up a new habit.
Ruby: Did it have to be a habit with sharp, pointy things?
Ruby: What were you watching when you decided to start doing this?
Ginger: Some movie about entering other people’s dreams and messing around in them.
Ruby: Inception made you think to do this?
Ginger: Dreamscape. Made at least one decade before Inception. Possibly two.
Ruby: Did you go out and buy these things because of the dream movie?
Ginger: I had them already.
Ruby: You’ve had sharp and pointy stabbing implements of doom at your disposal all this time?
Ginger: Apparently. Don’t you feel safe?
Ruby: Not so much. So…what are you making?
Ginger: A mess.
Ruby: No, really, what is it?
Ginger: A waste of time.
Ruby: It’s not that bad…
Ginger: Then what is it?
Ruby: It’s clearly a…new philosophy on life.
Ginger: That’s helpful.
Ruby: Well, you’re not done yet, so we can’t claim it as one thing or another…you’re not done yet, right?
Ginger: Sure. I’ll keep going until it gets boring.
Ruby: Okay…so…next week, we can decide what it is then.
Ginger: Ha, ha, Ruby. Very funny.
Ruby: Seriously, you had everything you needed here this whole time?
Ruby: The yarn and everything?
Ginger: Weird, right?
Ruby: Yeah. Why did you have all this?
Ginger: My mom tried teaching me how to crochet years ago but it never took.
Ruby: I can see why.
Ruby: Yes. A crochet hook isn’t nearly as dangerous as those knitting needles you’re using.
Ginger: Plus these are blue. The hook was silver.
Ruby: Of course.
Ginger: Seriously, Rubes, how long have you known me? Blue makes everything better.
Ruby: Even knitting needles, apparently.
Ginger: I see what you mean about the new philosophy on life, though.
Ruby: Really? And what does it say to you?
Ginger: Life is messy; so is my knitting.
Ruby: That’s what I was getting.
Ginger: Really? Do you know what this means?
Ginger: It means my knitting is PSYCHIC!