It’s Funnier When You Read Jasper Fforde Novels

Ginger: Fforde Ffiesta!
Ruby: What?
Ginger: We’re going to Fforde Ffiesta this year!
Ruby: Why do you assume these things?
Ginger: Don’t you want to come to Fforde Ffiesta?
Ruby: When is it?
Ginger: I think it’s in May or something…?
Ruby: It’s kind of expensive on top of that whole wedding thing I’m doing this year, don’t you think?
Ginger: Probably. I guess.
Ruby: Well. I’ll think about it.
Ginger: You want to come, though!
Ruby: Well, yeah…but it’s a lot of money and—
Ginger: Plock.
Ruby: Don’t plock me. It’s a big undertaking. I have a wedding in —
Ginger: Plock!
Ruby: Plocking at me isn’t going to change my mind.
Ginger: Plock! Plock! PLOCK!
Ruby: Ginger…
Ginger: Focus on the PLOCK!
Ruby: Look, Ginger, it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s—
Ginger: Come to the PLOCK side!
Ruby: You’re kidding, right?
Ginger: You can’t take the PLOCK from me.
Ruby: Oh, that’s just wrong…
Ginger: You complete PLOCK.
Ruby: Shut up.
Ginger: Death cannot stop true PLOCK. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Ruby: Just shut up. You had me at PLOCK.
Ginger: I did?
Ruby: You had me at PLOCK.
Ruby: Can we stop now?
Ginger: Yeah. There’s always next year, I guess.
Ruby: Thanks. Oh, and Ginger?
Ginger: Yes?
Ruby: PLOCK, Newton!