Ginger: Hang on.
Ruby: It’s a commercial.
Ginger: Yes. It’s a Super Bowl commercial. So hang on.
Ruby: I still can’t believe you actually watch commercials every Super Bowl.
Ginger: I like seeing when people actually make an effort in their attempts to get me to buy things.
Ruby: So…you’re going to buy a Smart Car?
Ginger: I was thinking of buying a Doberhuahua.
Ruby: Because it looks like the dog from The Mask?
Ginger: Also, because apparently they start the End of Days.
Ruby: Yeah, you’re not weird. You know the commercial isn’t actually for the dog, right?
Ginger: …what? Then that’s silly.
Ruby: Were you seriously considering getting one?
Ginger: It depended on what it ate.
Ruby: It looks like it ate Sarah McLachlan’s guitar.
Ginger: I’m plumb-out of that, I guess. On to the next pet.
Ruby: An electronic butterfly?
Ginger: Tap on the jar and it flits about!
Ruby: You have one.
Ginger: True. Why did you bring it up?
Ruby: You’re holding it.
Ginger: Mystique likes to watch football.
Ruby: Mystique is a battery operated butterfly in a glass jar.
Ginger: Who likes football.
Ruby: You’re not entirely sane, you know.
Ginger: I’ve been told.