Ruby: Mmph. Ginger – we’ve talked about you calling me this early on Saturdays.
Fly: Why does Ginger call you early…ever?
Ruby: Oh, hey, Fly… Hey. Fly?
Ruby: Why are you calling me this early on a Saturday?
Fly: I need your help with something on my computer and I need to get to the hospital soon.
Ruby: …do I have time to put down the phone long enough to pee?
Fly: I suppose.
Ruby: Okay. Hang on.
Ginger: Hey, Rubes.
Ruby: What are you doing here? This early? On a Saturday?
Ginger: You have that weird rule about no calling you before 9 A.M. on Saturdays.
Ruby: That’s not really an explanation…
Ginger: I had this thing I had to do.
Ruby: What thing?
Ginger: Stopping by here and make you breakfast in bed…?
Ruby: You’ve been forbidden to cook in my kitchen.
Ginger: Cereal qualifies as breakfast.
Ruby: I…have to pee before I can deal with you.
Ginger: Okay. Hey, who was on the phone?
Ruby: Fly is on the phone.
Ginger: How come FLY gets to call you before 9 A.M. on Saturdays, but I get a lecture and a stern hang-up while I’m mid-crisis?
Ruby: Why are you even awake?! You whine about getting out of bed before 9 A.M. all week long!!
Ginger: Yeah, but…now it’s up to me, not convention. Hey, Fly!
Fly: …hi…Ginger…why are you…never mind.
Ginger: You realized you didn’t really want to know?
Fly: Pretty much.
Ruby: Get Off The Phone, Ginger!!
Ginger: I Can’t HEAR You! I Don’t TALK To People On The Toilet!!
Fly: I’m pretty sure I can’t hear ever again now. Thank you.
Ginger: You’ll be fine. God gave you two ears, and one wasn’t pulling its weight yet.
Fly: Ginger, for the last time – I’m the doctor. Not you.
Ginger: I have watched years of M*A*S*H and General Hospital and St. Elsewhere and Grey’s Anatomy. I’m practically a fictional doctor by law.
Fly: Still not the same thing as a real doctor with an actual degree.
Ginger: Why did you call Ruby before 9 A.M.? She gets all uppity with me when I do that.
Fly: I have a computer problem and I need her help.
Ruby: Give me the phone and go make coffee, Ginger.
Ginger: I already made a coffee run…
Ruby: This time, for me.
Ginger: Oh. Bye, Fly.
Fly: Bye, Ginger.
Ginger: When I come back, can we go see a movie?
Ruby: A movie?
Ginger: Well, after we finish shoe-shopping.
Ruby: That was your thing, wasn’t it?
Ginger: It’s like you’re catching on…