Ruby: Ginger, why do you continue to do this repeatedly?
Ginger: Because one of these times, it will work.
Ruby: Doubt it.
Ginger: One day, it will work.
Ruby: No, Ginger, it won’t.
Ginger: Hope springs eternal.
Ruby: Gravity works.
Ginger: If at first, you don’t succeed – try, try again.
Ruby: The ground is not impressed.
Ginger: Rollerblades were designed to be worn!
Ruby: Not by YOU!
Ruby: I’m not enabling you anymore. If you want medical assistance, you’ll have to sign a document stating you will never again try rollerblading again.
Ginger: But, Ruby…
Ginger: They’re supposed to be fun.
Ruby: You’re not designed to be on wheels. You fall every time you try something like this – skateboard, roller skates, rollerblades…
Ginger: I know, I know. But the people in the movies and the TV shows make it look so easy!
Ruby: They’re trained professionals. It’s their job to make it look easy.
Ginger: Can I try surfing?
Ruby: You’re joking, right?
Ginger: You’re saying a few scraped knees and elbows on land is fine, but drowning at sea is not?
Ruby: We’ll go with that. Also, I’m not sure how, but you would find a way to injure yourself on a fish’s dorsal fin.
Ginger: You’d put a band-aid on it, though, right?
Ruby: You’re not surfing, Ginger.
Ginger: …is your first aid kit still under the sink?