Ruby: Hello, Ginger. What are you up to?
Ginger: Ruby! Have you seen this movie? It was so good!
Ruby: Which one? Oh…yeah. I saw that, like, three years ago.
Ruby: Yeah. When it came out in theatres.
Ruby: Yeah. When did you see it?
Ruby: Last night?
Ginger: Well, clearly, I was busy three years ago.
Ruby: Name three things that you did three years ago.
Ginger: I…attended a wedding…I think? And…ate a meal…or two… And I definitely bought a TV show on DVD.
Ruby: Which show?
Ginger: I wanna say Dark Angel, but I’d have to check my Amazon purchase history.
Ruby: Who got married?
Ruby: Who got married three years ago?
Ginger: Friends of mine…?
Ruby: Which friends?
Ginger: I have friends.
Ruby: Okay. Which ones got married three years ago?
Ginger: Two that were in love…?
Ruby: That’s so descriptive.
Ginger: I can’t believe you saw this movie before me. And without me.
Ruby: Fly thought it looked funny.
Ruby: How did you possibly fall behind in movies?
Ginger: I honestly don’t know.
Ginger: I had things to do! Weddings and meals and purchasing DVD’s online!
Ruby: Are you seriously checking your Amazon purchasing history right now?
Ginger: …it’s easier than texting my married friends and asking them when they got married.