Ruby: Why are you here?
Ginger: That’s a really good question. Philosophers have debated it for centuries. What’s your take?
Ruby: Why are you here at my apartment?
Ginger: Didn’t you say there was wedding cake tasting today?
Ruby: You’re not invited to that.
Ginger: That is a horrible thing to say, Ruby. Who else loves to eat cake as much as me? You know your husband-to-be is only going to ask you what you think. Don’t you want someone else to offer actual opinions on the cake?
Ruby: You’re going to ask for chocolate.
Ginger: …there are many nuances to chocolate, Ruby, that I don’t think you have considered with an open mind.
Ruby: I don’t like chocolate cake.
Ginger: You are not the only person eating cake at this wedding, Ruby.
Ruby: I am the bride, Ginger.
Ginger: I am not impressed, Ruby.
Ruby: Remember how the women at the bridal gown store kept asking me what I liked for the bridesmaids’ dresses?
Ginger: I have a vague memory of being ignored a lot…
Ruby: Yeah, this is going to be like that, only with cake bites.
Ginger: This is outrageous! It’s like just because it’s not my wedding, I don’t get a say at all!
Ruby: Because you don’t.
Ginger: Ugh. This is agonizing!
Ruby: I know. It’s so weird, the wedding being all about what the bride and groom want…
Ginger: Okay, if you won’t get a chocolate cake, will you at least consider a coffee-flavored cake?
Ruby: Fly doesn’t like coffee.
Ginger: IS THE WORLD AGAINST ME?!
Ruby: …how much coffee have you had today already?
Ginger: I don’t know…I lost count after the Dunkin Donuts guy cut me off…
Ruby: When did you get up this morning?
Ginger: I was too excited about getting to eat cake all morning. I woke up around two…
Ruby: Do me a solid?
Ginger: …what is said solid?
Ruby: My couch seems to be lumpy. Would you lay down on it and see where the lumps seem to congregate the most? It may take a while to figure out…you might need to close your eyes to visualize where the lumps are felt…
Ginger: You have the weirdest requests.
Ruby: Do you feel the lumpy cushions yet?
Ruby: You know, it might help if you pull that blanket over you, too…to help…um…center…your mental…process?
Ginger: Hmm…y’know…this is…really… (snore)
Ruby: It amazes me that you never stop falling for that.