Ruby: Hold still.
Ruby: I told you to hold still!
Ginger: Holding still hurts!
Ruby: Well, you’re the one who stood outside in full sunlight without any sunblock for three hours.
Ginger: I was in shade – not full sunlight.
Ruby: Well, your skin tells a different story.
Ginger: Now I get it…
Ruby: Get what? Pasty white skin burns? Why did it take this long to learn?
Ginger: No, I get why I’m not supposed to sit under the apple tree.
Ginger: That old song – don’t sit under the apple tree without any sunscreen on…
Ruby: Those are not the words.
Ginger: They might be the words.
Ruby: They’re not.
Ginger: They could be the words.
Ruby: But they’re not.
Ginger: But they make sense.
Ruby: Only to you. And, apparently, only in retrospect.
Ruby: Does it hurt when I poke here?
Ginger: Ouch – yes!
Ruby: Why did you neglect to apply sunblock?
Ginger: I wanted to get tan for your wedding.
Ruby: And you decided three hours outside would do it?
Ginger: I was in a hurry and decided to get it all done at once.
Ruby: And we see how well that worked out.
Ginger: Yes. The apple tree lied.
Ruby: That’s not…even…close to what… Ginger, maybe you should learn those other words to the apple tree song.
Ginger: I told you those could be the words. You didn’t believe me.
Ruby: Does it still hurt if I poke you here?
Ginger: Ouch!!! Yes!