Ruby: Hey, look! I get signal here!
Fly: Did you get a text? We’re on our honeymoon!
Ruby: It’s from Ginger…poor thing must be out of her mind with boredom…
Fly: So, what does she say?
Ruby: When Ginger gets bored, or lonely, or…experiences any kind of emotion…she watches TV shows.
Fly: You mean like Firefly?
Ruby: How do you think she becomes the…walking TV-pedia she is? She gets a haircut and celebrates by buying a DVD set of some show she’s never seen before.
Fly: So…what is she watching now?
Ruby: Game of Thrones.
Ruby: So, she’s texting me every single thought she’s having about the show.
Fly: Every thought?
Ruby: There’s a lot of “dragons, dragons, dragons, dragons, dragons” in these texts.
Fly: I thought she read the books…
Ruby: She did. But now she gets to see dragons, dragons, dragons, dragons…
Fly: Is that a picture?
Ruby: It’s a drawing. She made. Of her riding a dragon.
Fly: I’m pretty sure that’s not what the Game of Thrones dragons look like…
Ruby: I don’t think she cares.
Fly: Can I see the texts?
Ruby: It’s pretty…one track…
Fly: Dragons…dragons…dragons…dragons…dragons…dragons…dragons…dragons… She seriously doesn’t text anything else?
Ruby: The drawing…?
Fly: Yeah. I see that. How did you know it was Game of Thrones?
Ruby: I was warned. She gave me a CD to listen to in the car on the drive to the wedding.
Fly: You listened to it?
Ruby: …can I plead the fifth?
Fly: I don’t think so. We’re in Canada.
Ruby: Niagara Falls counts as Canada?
Fly: You spend way too much time with Ginger.