Ruby: Ginger. Wake up.
Ruby: Ginger, did you know you fell asleep on my couch?
Ginger: I have serious allergies!
Ruby: You took Benadryl, didn’t you?
Ginger: I think you took Drylaben. You seem fozier than usual.
Ginger: Fozier. It’s a word. I used it in a game against my mother.
Ruby: Were you on “Drylaben” at the time?
Ginger: I looked it up on…the…website…with the words…
Ginger: That…sounds like it could be right… I don’t think I used it right…
Ruby: Regardless, you can’t sleep on my couch tonight. I’ll drive you home.
Ginger: NO! We can’t go inside-out!
Ruby: Try that again?
Ginger: We can’t…go…where the trees are.
Ruby: Why not?
Ginger: They’re trying to kill me. Very slowly. And through my eyeballs and nasal passages. Which is why it’s slow.
Ruby: You have seasonal allergies. It will pass.
Ginger: I’m not so sure. I watched that movie with Mark Wahlberg and John Leguizamo.
Ruby: …please try that again or explain how you met Mark Wahlberg and John Leguizamo and convinced them to watch a movie with you.
Ginger: Wouldn’t that be cool?
Ruby: What movie would that be?
Ginger: I don’t know…I’d have to know what kind of movies they both like and then I would try to find something that would appeal to them both. I bet it would be a comedy. They’ve both done comedies. D’you think they’ve seen Airplane! at all? That movie is FUNNY.
Ruby: What movie are you talking about?
Ginger: You’ve never seen Airplane!?!
Ruby: …I’m trying to remember you took Benadryl and that is affecting your normally squirrel-like attention functions. But it’s really hard to not reach over and Gibbs-slap you right now.
Ginger: Man, I love Mark Harmon…
Ruby: Hey, Ginger?
Ginger: Yeah, Rubes?
Ruby: Out of curiosity, can you connect Mark Wahlberg to, oh, I don’t know, John Leguizamo in one movie or less?
Ginger: The Happening.
Ruby: Thank you.
Ginger: Do I get a prize?
Ruby: Yes! I’m going to drive you home!
Ginger: YAY!! You’re the bestest, Ruby!!