Ginger: Can I have more coffee?
Ruby: No. No, you cannot.
Ginger: I only had three cups!
Ruby: In one hour! And now I am the one paying for it.
Ginger: I didn’t know you paid for it! You should have told me! I can pay for my own coffee! What do I owe you?
Ruby: That’s not what I meant.
Ginger: I refuse to be in debt to you for my coffee needs!
Ruby: Ginger, I didn’t pay money…okay. You got me. I paid $17.50 for your coffee.
Ginger: I don’t have that exactly…can I just give you a $20 and we can call it square?
Ginger: Thank you!
Ruby: Any time.
Ginger: Let’s see…$17.50 works out to…$5.83ish per cup… That’s a lot for a cup of coffee.
Ruby: I…would have to agree.
Ginger: I think you lied.
Ruby: Me? Lie? To you? The over-caffeinated one?
Ginger: I think you knew that $17.50 was the exact amount that the quiet lady asked for in It’s a Wonderful Life and you knew that any time I can’t think of what something cost, but I knew it was a reasonable price, I say $17.50.
Ruby: Sure. We’ll say that is true.
Ginger: The most I have ever paid for a cup of coffee was $4 something…
Ruby: And that’s from the green mermaid place, right?
Ginger: Sure. We’ll say that is true.
Ginger: So that means it was really $12 that I owe you for the coffee.
Ruby: Did you have $12 on you?
Ruby: Do you want $8 back?
Ginger: No, because now that we have settled that math problem, it means I can have two more cups of coffee and it won’t cost you a thing!!
Ruby: Ginger – please don’t drink the coffee!
Ginger: Did you poison it?
Ruby: Why would I…okay. You got me. I poisoned the coffee.
Ginger: Why would you do a thing like that?
Ruby: I…come from the future?
Ginger: Wormhole or DeLorian?
Ginger: That sounds crazy.
Ruby: Are you sure? You have had a lot of caffeine.
Ginger: This is true.
Ruby: So. No more coffee. Because of the poison. I put in there. Because the future warned me.
Ginger: I totally believe you. Can we watch TV?
Ruby: Yes. Anything you want to watch?
Ginger: I gave you $20, promised to not drink anymore coffee and claimed to believe you when you informed me you came from the future to poison the remaining coffee.
Ruby: Let’s watch Firefly!