Ginger: What are those cookies that have a Hershey’s Kiss® on them?
Ruby: They have peanut butter in the actual cookie part, so you wouldn’t be able to enjoy them.
Ginger: Oh, yeah. Don’t make those.
Ruby: I wasn’t going to because I have had way too much chocolate this week and those have a Hershey’s Kiss® on them.
Ginger: Oh, yeah.
Fly: What’s going on?
Ruby: We’re deciding what cookies to bake tonight.
Ginger: OH! What about these cookies with chocolate centers?
Ruby: Stop suggesting chocolate in the cookies!
Ginger: Right. Sorry.
Fly: We have cookies. See? Right here.
Ruby: These cookies are almost gone so I need to make more soon. I need something non-chocolate because I’ve been eating too much chocolate this week already. Do you have any ideas for what kind I should make next?
Ruby: No ideas… or no cookies?!
Fly: No cookies. If you make them we just eat them.
Ruby: But… I need cookies.
Ginger: Me, too! The world needs cookies!
Fly: We still have Halloween candy.
Ruby: This does me no good. The candy is chocolate.
Ginger: Remember that part about Ruby needing to stop eating the chocolate part?
Fly: I remember; I just don’t…get the difference.
Ruby: I. Need. Cookies.
Ginger: Oh! Ruby! Make these!
Ruby: That’s the fourth time you’ve suggested chocolate chip cookies.
Ginger: You can pick out the chocolate chips…?
Fly: They’re still sweets…
Ruby: It’s not the same!
Ginger: Not even a little! The FDA agrees with us on this! Ooh! S’MORES COOKIES!
Ruby: Ignore the one eating a mini Twix with her chocolate milk.
Fly: We have chocolate syrup?
Ruby: I told you to ignore her… Look, I need cookies because…they’re cookies.
Fly: But we eat them when they’re here.
Ginger: That’s what cookies are for!
Ruby: Fly, darling husband of mine, please hear me.
Ginger: YAY! COOKIES!!
Fly: I can still ignore her?
Ruby: Until she comes down from the sugar high, yeah.