Ruby: THERE YOU ARE! I have been looking for you EVERYWHERE! Where have you been?!
Ginger: I was in the library. Did you know they have books there??
Ruby: I called you. I texted you. I emailed you. AND YOU WERE IN THE LIBRARY?!
Ginger: …they insist you silence your phone…?
Ruby: YOU WERE IN THE LIBRARY FOR NINE DAYS?!
Ginger: I know! It was so weird! They kept locking me in!
Ginger: I was reading a really good book and sort of got…lost…in it…and got tucked away in the corner…?
Ruby: FOR NINE DAYS?!
Ginger: Okay, technically, it was a series.
Ruby: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Ginger: So. So. Much.
Ruby: What series could POSSIBLY hold your attention FOR NINE CONSECUTIVE DAYS?!
Ginger: The Song of the Lioness Quartet, immediately followed by the Immortals series – both by Tamora Pierce.
Ruby: …you own those.
Ginger: Yes. But these were in the library. And so was I.
Ruby: I will get you for this.
Ginger: Yeah. I’m shaking in my boots.
Ruby: Ginger – hear me.
Ginger: Yes? I’m listening?
Ruby: I. Will. Make. You. Suffer. For all the suffering you caused.
Ginger: Yup. Okay.
Ruby: You have been warned.
Ginger: Hey, do you have cookies? I’m starving and there’s no food in my fridge…
Ruby: …come over.