Ruby: This is Ruby.
Ginger: I’m in love.
Ruby: I know.
Ginger: No, really. It’s real this time.
Ruby: Oh, so he’s not a captain of a Firefly class transport?
Ginger: …okay, well, I am in love with him, and always will be, but I am in love with someone who lives in this century.
Ruby: Oh. Well, okay.
Ginger: … “Oh, well, okay?” That’s all you have to say?
Ruby: Ginger, you fall in love with someone every time you see a new TV show.
Ginger: That’s a good point.
Ruby: So, you can understand my lack of enthusiasm.
Ginger: Yeah… I guess.
Ruby: So, if he’s not a captain of a Firefly class transport, does that mean he drives a 1967 Chevy Impala?
Ginger: Well, him, too.
Ruby: Okay. So, that rules him from the conversation. Did you want to give me a clue, or did you want to just let me keep talking?
Ginger: I think it’s fun this way, but I’ll give you a clue.
Ruby: Okay, I’m ready.
Ginger: The show was cancelled.
Ruby: Did he fight crime with a team of thieves, grifters and hackers in order to provide leverage to those downtrodden by big business?
Ginger: …oh, yeah! Him, too…
Ruby: But that’s not who you started this conversation about, was it?
Ginger: Not this time, no. Wow, I really do love a lot of TV characters…
Ruby: No, not a lot… Just Mal Reynolds, Dean Winchester, Eliot Spencer, Jim Longworth, Peter Burke, Nick Burkhardt, John Kennex, Gibbs, Richard Castle, Branch Connolly, Coach Taylor, Rayland Givens, Sheriff Jack Carter, Cameron Hicks…
Ginger: Wow. You really listen to me.
Ruby: Yeah. I do. But in my defense, you really talk about characters you claim you love a lot.
Ginger: That does sound like me.
Ruby: So, who were you talking about?
Ruby: When you first called and told me you were in love?
Ginger: Oh. Um.
Ruby: You forgot already, didn’t you?
Ginger: Well, you went and distracted me with all those other lovely characters whom I also, truly, madly, deeply love and will never waver in my unchanging love for them! I can do nothing but blame you for my distraction.
Ruby: Yup. Can I get back to work, now?
Ginger: Will you be offended if I call you back when I remember?
Ruby: I would expect nothing less.