Ginger: I’m bored.
Ruby: I told you to bring a book.
Ginger: I’m bored, though.
Ruby: Ginger, I explained to you that I had one last thing that I need to finish today before we can leave – I’m not done and the more you distract me, the longer this will take.
Ginger: …but I’m bored.
Ruby: Here’s a dollar. Go find the vending machine. It’s somewhere on this floor.
Ginger: You play weird versions of Hide and Go Seek.
Ruby: Think of it as a scavenger hunt.
Ruby: Okay, where was I? …hmm… If I move that…there. No, not like that, more like…
Ruby: Hello, this is Ruby…
Quentin: Hey, Ruby…are you really starting a scavenger hunt?
Ruby: What? …oh, no…please don’t enable her…
Quentin: I thought it was weird you needed my tie…
Ruby: No – do not engage! Quentin!
Quentin: Will I get my tie back?
Ruby: I…will do what I can.
Quentin: Okay, it’s just…I kinda liked that tie…and…
Ruby: Hang on, I’m getting another call…can I call you back?
Ruby: Hello, this is Ruby…
Lee: Hi, Ruby, this ScavHuntFri is a brilliant idea…
Ruby: Hi, Lee…
Lee: I like the fact that you’re beta testing it before you suggest it at the next meeting, too…
Ruby: Okay, that’s good to hear…
Lee: But at what point will I get my Manager Of The Year mug back?
Ruby: I will have that returned to you before you leave the office tonight.
Lee: Okay, thank you. I just wanted to check.
Jean: Hi, Ruby – oh, sorry, were you on the phone?
Ruby: Hi, Jean. No, I was just trying to call Quentin back. What’s up?
Jean: I wanted to know if you had another copy of the ScavHuntFri list. Terry, Mike and I wanted to make a team and try!
Ruby: Actually, because…I’m beta testing it… I only had one copy. That Ginger found. Took. Has. You met Ginger, right?
Jean: Yeah – she borrowed my glasses for one of the items on her list.
Ruby: I will make sure you get those back.
Jean: …before I have to leave tonight, right? I shouldn’t really drive without them…
Ruby: Very soon.
Jean: Okay, well, just come find me when you’re done with my glasses!
Ginger: I found the vending machine.
Ruby: What. Are. You. Doing.
Ginger: You said to entertain myself. You said to think of the afternoon as a scavenger hunt. You said…something about loving your husband…much earlier today. I guess that wasn’t relevant.
Ruby: You “borrowed” Quentin’s tie?
Ginger: It has Superman on it.
Ruby: You “borrowed” my manager’s coffee mug?
Ginger: That explains why it says Manager Of The Year on it…
Ruby: You “borrowed” Jean’s glasses? That she needs in order to see?
Ginger: I sense you’re not as excited by the game as I was…
Ruby: What else did you “borrow,” Ginger??
Ginger: Some woman’s cardigan, some guy’s cube, some lady’s gym shoes, some other guy’s jeans he had on his desk for some reason and some messy guy’s extra shirt. He spills a lot, he said.
Ruby: What did you do with all of this?
Ginger: I created a Raptor Cubicle. See?
Ruby: You took a picture with your phone?
Ginger: Well, duh. I put hard work into that.
Ruby: …how is this a Raptor Cubicle? You arranged it to look like an invisible body was sitting in the chair – did you mean Rapture Cubicle?
Ginger: I doubt Sir Spills A Lot was going to let me shred his shirt to make it look like a Raptor got to the busy co-worker. I guess Rapture Cubicle makes more sense…does this mean I don’t win the ScavHuntFri?
Ruby: Ginger! You were gone for, like, two minutes!
Ginger: I know! It’s amazing what I can do when I put my mind to it! Can we go now? I’m bored.
Ruby: You have to return everyone’s things to them. And then you have to write up ten more lists for future ScavHuntFri’s. I blame you, entirely, for this.
Ginger: …can I keep the M&M’s I won for finishing the ScavHuntFri first?
Ruby: You cheated at your own invention?
Ginger: You’re beta testing it. It’s not my fault you didn’t know.
Ruby: YES IT IS.
Ginger: …oh. Right. Your phone is on silent. I did text you.
Ruby: “No response means you’re on board?”
Ginger: It’s not my fault you didn’t respond.