Ginger: Heavy Sigh.
Ruby: Yes, because that made it so much clearer.
Ginger: I know. You’re heartbroken. I understand. Have chocolate.
Ruby: What TV show was cancelled this time?
Ginger: They announced cancellations? Where? Is it online already? Why do you toy with me?!
Ruby: I was guessing why you’re heartbroken. I never know when the TV shows are cancelled before you.
Ginger: …WHY DO YOU TOY WITH ME?!
Ruby: Mostly because it’s fun.
Ginger: I repeat: Heavy Sigh.
Ruby: And I repeat: …what?
Ginger: All my Halloween candy is gone.
Ruby: Yes. And we’re all very happy your sugar high is finally over.
Ginger: But all my Halloween candy is gone.
Ruby: You know, most people buy bags of candy to give OUT to Trick-or-Treaters. Not to eat entire bags by yourself while watching M. Night Shyamalan marathons.
Ginger: But if you eat a piece of candy every time you see something in a primary color on the screen and reduce the time between movies to under a minute, it becomes one long film with an incredible plot…until the twist ending hits. Then you’re just grateful you’re barely able to sit still through The Happening.
Ruby: Does the sugar high help that one make sense?
Ginger: Not really.
Ruby: Okay. But you had to watch it anyway?
Ginger: I keep hoping I’ll find the right combination of movies and sugar.
Ruby: Is the amount of sugar expected to rise over the years?
Ginger: It’s a delicate balance, Ruby. You have to know when to put that last piece down on the coffee table and moan piteously.
Ginger: It helps when I dial your number in my sugar-shocked-state-of-mind and you don’t hang up on me laughing.
Ruby: I’ll try to do better next year.
Ginger: I appreciate that.