Ginger: Thanks for bringing over dinner, Rubes.
Ruby: Absolutely. It was Fly’s idea.
Fly: It was on the way and Ruby talked about sesame chicken all day.
Ginger: I like sesame chicken.
Ruby: We could tell – Fly, did you even get any of the sesame chicken?
Fly: I’m good.
Ginger: Ooh! Time for fortune cookies!
Ruby: “You will go far with your attitude.”
Fly: Really? Does your attitude make travel plans often?
Ginger: I thought your attitude was offering to pay for your travel plans. It’s pretty nice of your attitude to do that. Mine never does.
Fly: Mine either. I’m a little jealous of Ruby’s relationship with her attitude now.
Ginger: Her sugar-attitude, you mean.
Ruby: Ha ha. You’re both hilarious. Fly, what’s your fortune?
Fly: “Joy is contagious.”
Ginger: Who is Joy and what does she have?
Ruby: Does Joy work at the fortune cookie fortune writing plant and was the writer of your fortune trying to secretly get the word out?
Fly: I’m concerned – I work with a Joy at the hospital. I’ll have to ask her what she’s got.
Ginger: Ask her if she moonlights at a fortune cookie fortune writing factory, too. We have to be sure of all avenues.
Fly: Good point. Ginger, what’s your fortune?
Ginger: “That wasn’t chicken.”
Ruby: Ha, ha. Again.
Ginger: I’m not kidding.
Ginger: Why would I lie about a fortune cookie fortune?!
Ruby: Let me see that – Ginger, this says “Others are inspired by your positive spirit!”
Ginger: Yeah, but what I read was “That wasn’t chicken.”
Fly: Why would you lie about a fortune cookie fortune?
Ginger: …for the fun of it. Duh.