Ginger: It snowed.
Ruby: It did.
Ginger: A lot.
Ruby: I’ll take your word for it.
Ginger: There were white clouds in the sky, and then they fell to the earth.
Ginger: You’re taking this very well.
Ruby: I’m still asleep in bed.
Ginger: …don’t you have to go to work?
Ruby: Nope. Snow day.
Ginger: I’m so jealous!
Ruby: Don’t be.
Ginger: Why not?
Ruby: Because some crazy woman called me at 5:00 A.M. Just to tell me a weather report.
Ginger: That is so weird…
Ginger: Because I called you at 5:32 AM to complain about the weather.
Ruby: Oh. Sorry. I need to amend my statement from before.
Ruby: Some crazy woman called me at 5:32 A.M. Just to complain about the weather.
Ruby: Can I continue sleeping while I wait?
Ginger: I guess I can’t stop you…unless…
Ruby: …unless what?
Ginger: Unless I have a cup of hot coffee in my hand that wakes you up with its alluring aroma.
Ruby: Ginger, for the last time, I cannot smell your coffee over the phone. Nor can I smell the milk you think went bad over the phone. Phones don’t work like that.
Ginger: Are you sure you don’t smell coffee?
Ruby: Very sure.
Ginger: Oh. Sorry. Your door is closed. Hang on a second…
Ruby: …wait, what?
Ginger: I have good news and I have better news and I have what you’ll probably call weird news!
Ruby: …what is wrong with you? Why are you calling me from my hallway?
Ginger: The good news is I have coffee for you!
Ruby: …seriously, what is wrong with you? It’s 5:34 AM!
Ginger: The better news is my office is closed today, too, but I didn’t know that until I got all the way to the office and your place is on my way home from the office!
Ruby: …and the weird news?
Ginger: The call was coming from inside the house!!!
Ruby: Leave the coffee in the kitchen and go take a nap on the couch until a more reasonable hour.
Ginger: Then can we make snow angels in the park?
Ruby: …I’ll consider it.
Ginger: I love snow days!