Ruby: Hey, Ginger, did your sister send home any cheesecake with you?
Ginger: Why would there be cheesecake?
Ruby: Because it was Easter this past weekend and your sister makes cheesecake.
Ginger: Why would there be cheesecake leftover?
Ruby: …darn. I was hoping you would have taken some for me.
Ginger: I tried.
Ruby: Meaning…you took some home for me, but ate it before I got here.
Ginger: It was really good cheesecake.
Ruby: Don’t rub it in.
Ruby: How was the rest of your weekend?
Ginger: I got to eat a lot of chocolate.
Ruby: Meaning…you spent the majority of the weekend in a sugar coma.
Ruby: Do you remember seeing movies, or siblings or nieces or nephews?
Ginger: …there were blurs of people talking very slowly…
Ruby: Do you think they were family or movies?
Ginger: …am I related to Jason Statham?
Ginger: Then movies.
Ruby: Do you ever suffer from cutting off the sugar after a weekend long binge?
Ginger: Not really.
Ruby: I bet there are people out there who are jealous.
Ginger: Wait – do you think blinding headaches and sleeping for three days straight and hearing my heartbeat whenever I turn my head to the left could qualify as suffering?
Ruby: ……………………..no. I’m sure that’s normal.
Ginger: Meaning…it’s sugar withdrawal and you want me to stop binge-eating sugar.
Ruby: You’re catching on.