Ruby: Why what?
Ginger: Why did you call me at this moment in time?
Ruby: I didn’t.
Ginger: Are you sure?
Ruby: Pretty sure.
Ginger: Check your phone.
Ruby: Ginger, you called me.
Ginger: I didn’t.
Ruby: You did.
Ginger: I did not.
Ruby: Check your phone.
Ginger: I didn’t call you because my TV show is not in a commercial break and you know I can’t DVR it.
Ruby: Ginger, I didn’t call you!
Ginger: Fine! I just randomly called you without even thinking about it while watching a show I know you hate to watch just so I could tell you what’s going on in this episode? Is that what you want me to say?
Ruby: If it’s the truth, yes.
Ginger: I’m hanging up – I’m missing important plot points!
Ginger: I mean, even if he could get the Mark of Cain off his arm, no one knows if he’d survive the process or the withdrawal of the Mark.
Ruby: I thought you were hanging up.
Ginger: The commercial’s on now.
Ginger: You have to admit, there’s got to be something he’ll miss about having the Mark on his arm. Not being able to die at the hands of a crazy centuries-old Scottish witch lady being at the top of the list.
Ruby: I’m not asking you any questions. That only encourages this type of behavior.
Ginger: What behavior? You called me!
Ruby: No, I did not!
Ginger: You did! I don’t call you with updates to TV shows you don’t watch while they’re still on the air.
Ruby: Ginger, I promise you – I did NOT call you.
Ginger: Well, I know I didn’t call you. And the show’s back on. I’m hanging up.
Fly: …do it again.
Ruby: I can’t for another three minutes. She’ll catch on. And eventually, she will check her phone.
Fly: But by then, we’ll have turned our phones to silent and gone to bed.
Ruby: You’ve never been the victim of a Ginger Voicemail Attack, have you?
Fly: All I know is that this is fun.
Ruby: …yeah. It really is. Ooh – turn on the TV. Now that I know what she’s watching, we can time the call for when the suspense is at its peak!
Fly: …Ginger really has rubbed off on you, y’know.
Ruby: This was your idea.