R …okay, I’d ask what you’re doing, but I’m pretty sure I don’t need to know yet.
Ginger: It’s May the Fourth.
Ruby: …yeah. That clears it all up.
Ginger: Star Wars Day? May the Fourth be with you?
Ruby: …and that’s why you’re wearing a long brown robe. You’re pretending you’re a Jedi.
Ginger: I can’t always be Sith, Ruby.
Ruby: Only when it rains?
Ginger: My Darth Vader umbrella was a huge hit at the convention, okay? A huge hit.
Ruby: Moving on.
Ruby: Where were you Friday?
Ruby: You said you would come over after work.
Ginger: …remind me – was that the day Avengers: Age of Ultron came out in theatres?
Ruby: …I don’t know. Was it?
Ginger: Yes. Yes, it was.
Ruby: Then, yes. Yes, it was.
Ginger: That’s where I was.
Ruby: And Saturday?
Ginger: Seeing Avengers.
Ruby: Should I assume you saw it a third time on Sunday?
Ruby: Where were you Sunday?
Ginger: Preparing for Star Wars Day, silly! Did you think I already had this Jedi outfit hanging in my closet? I’m a maniacal laugh away from signing all my emails “Darth Ginger!”
Ruby: You did sign your emails today as “Darth Ginger.”
Ginger: …well, yeah. It was raining outside. I had my umbrella.
Ruby: I should be grateful you’re not speaking in Yoda, shouldn’t I?
Ruby: Is it because last year, I threatened to tell all children under the age of ten to come up to you and say “Greedo clearly shot first?”
Ginger: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN!
Ruby: Happy Star Wars Day, Ginger.
Ginger: May the Fourth be with you. Always.