Ruby: Ginger, where are you?
Ginger: Um, I’m in my apartment.
Ruby: Um, no you’re not. I’m in your apartment.
Ginger: Why are you in my apartment when I’m not?
Ruby: Because you gave me a key and… Wait. You go into my apartment when I’m not there All The Time.
Ginger: Yes, but that’s Your Apartment. Not My Apartment.
Ruby: How is it different?
Ginger: Yours. Mine. Grammatically, that’s a huge difference.
Ruby: But in reverse, it’s My Apartment, not Your Apartment. So, Mine. Yours. Stop going into my apartment when I’m not at home.
Ruby: You’re in my apartment right now, aren’t you?
Ginger: No, I’m in your apartment. Yours. Not Mine.
Ruby: Are you eating the leftover fried chicken that was in the fridge?
Ginger: No. Not…yet…
Ruby: Hypothetically, if you were to try to eat the leftover fried chicken that was in the fridge, you would be eating Fly’s dinner tonight.
Ginger: …why tell me about leftover fried chicken in the fridge if you’re just going to take it away in the next breath?
Ruby: There’s also some leftover mashed potatoes in there…
Ruby: …which is also part of Fly’s dinner tonight. So don’t eat that, either.
Ginger: Why don’t you keep food in your fridge for me to eat for dinner?
Ruby: Because it’s MY Fridge! Why don’t you keep food in YOUR Fridge for you to eat for dinner?
Ginger: You’re in my apartment, right?
Ginger: Open the fridge.
Ruby: Ginger, this is not going to—
Ginger: Open. The. Fridge.
Ruby: Fine. I’m opening the fridge… Ginger?
Ginger: Yes, Ruby?
Ruby: Why is there a four tiered wedding cake in your fridge?
Ginger: I’m holding onto it for a friend. She’s getting married tomorrow and the baker got the days mixed up.
Ruby: …I’m coming home. I’ll make you something for dinner tonight.
Ginger: Thank you, Ruby! You’re the bestest!
Ruby: Wait…why was there room in your fridge for a four tiered wedding cake?
Ginger: There wasn’t. I had to move some stuff.
Ruby: Such as…?
Ginger: Half a loaf of bread, two bottles of H-2-Go and an almost empty bottle of mustard.
Ruby: You do know there’s no such thing as a Fridge Fairy that fills your fridge with food, right?
Ginger: I beg to differ. I currently have a four tiered wedding cake in my fridge. That didn’t get there because I bought a four tiered wedding cake.
Ruby: …this is true.