Ginger: Are you sure it’s illegal to sell your siblings? I could make some serious cash and quit the job that is driving me crazy…
Ruby: It’s illegal to sell your siblings. Wait – which one were you planning on selling?
Ginger: Well, I thought it was an obvious choice, but now I have to rethink it.
Ruby: Why are you trying to sell your siblings, anyway? I thought you gave them away for free.
Ginger: Yeah, I did, but they keep coming back. I thought if I sold them, then the recipient of that sibling would keep the receipt for tax purposes, if nothing else, and then we could prove that the sibling needs to stop expecting a birthday present from me.
Ruby: Ah. Now I understand.
Ginger: It’s about time…
Ruby: You forgot to buy a birthday present for…one of your brothers?
Ginger: Yes. It’s hardly my fault. He’s very hard to shop for.
Ruby: He’s your brother, right?
Ruby: Related by blood, right?
Ruby: And you didn’t think to just go out and buy a Jason Statham movie at random?
Ginger: I think he owns all of the Jason Statham collection he wants.
Ruby: I’m assuming he already owns the Jason Bourne movies…?
Ruby: Fast & Furious franchise is covered?
Ginger: If it were this easy, don’t you think I would have come to a conclusion that did not involve selling him to a stranger on the street?
Ruby: …Sharknado movies in a bundle.
Ginger: …bring me a computer. I have some online shopping to do.
Ruby: You should include a sixpack of beer with the order.
Ginger: Only a six pack? I was going to go with a 24 pack…
Ruby: Okay, good, we’re on the same page.