Ruby: You know, you don’t have to hold onto the list quite so tightly.
Ginger: But we have a List and we’re entering the Grocery Store. I’m proud of us.
Ruby: Yeah. Be proud without destroying the list.
Ruby: What’s the first thing on the list?
Ginger: A DVD title.
Ruby: We got that.
Ginger: Yes. But you asked what’s the FIRST thing on the list.
Ruby: You’re right. What’s the SECOND thing on the list?
Ginger: …coffee cake…
Ruby: I’m pretty sure that’s not on the list…
Ginger: …angel food cake…
Ruby: Again, not on the – oh, for goodness’ sake. Ginger, stop staring at the bakery section! We have dessert at home!
Ginger: But cookies…
Ruby: We have dessert at home.
Ginger: Fine. Pesto mix.
Ruby: Okay, that’s the baking aisle.
Ruby: No, Ginger, we have dessert at home.
Ruby: Although…those do look really good…
Ginger: No, Ruby. We have dessert at home.
Ginger: Look! Pesto mix!
Ruby: Great. Next on the list?
Ginger: Do you ever notice how much fun we have in the grocery store on Labor Day weekend?
Ruby: Focus, Ginger.
Ginger: Right. Next is…cheese.
Ruby: Why did you pick up the toaster pastries?
Ginger: Because I just remembered I need them.
Ginger: To the cheeses!
Ginger: Ruby? Ruby – no, Ruby. We have dessert at home.
Ruby: But the cheesecake…
Ginger: Look! Cheeeeeeeese.
Ruby: And pizza crust inna tube.
Ginger: So we’re good to go.
Ruby: Why did you pick up toilet paper?
Ginger: I just remembered I need it.
Ginger: Off to checkout we go?
Ruby: I’m not singing the Wizard of Oz song.
Ginger: Party pooper.
Ginger: Oh, yeah! If you spend more than $10, you get a stamp for your free cookware booklet!
Ruby: That’s true.
Ginger: I’m saving up for a sauté pan. With lid.
Ruby: You know there’s a time limit on it, right?
Ginger: You don’t know how many toaster pastries I buy.
Ruby: At this point, I don’t think I want to know…
Ginger: You’re gonna be so jealous of my sauté pan. With lid. When I get it.
Ginger: So jealous.
Ginger: You’ll see.
Ginger: Do you notice anything weird about our groceries, now that they’re laid out on the conveyor belt?
Ruby: Mine looks like I’m making a pesto pizza and yours looks like you have impulse control?
Ginger: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ruby: Yeah. Why did you pick up the magazine?
Ginger: I need it.
Ginger: So jealous.
Ginger: Hey, Ruby?
Ruby: Yes, Ginger?
Ginger: What’s the difference between a sauté pan and a frying pan?
Ruby: Twenty five stamps.