Ginger: Ruby! I want to date a werewolf!
Ginger: What? I don’t think I’ve ever said that before…
Ruby: No, I’m asking if you binge-watched something that you should have spread out over the course of at least a week…again.
Ginger: Oh. That old question.
Ruby: Yes. That old question.
Ginger: I’m pretty sure you already know the answer, though, so I don’t know why you even bother asking.
Ruby: Why can you be like everyone else this week and only talk about Back to the Future?
Ginger: I re-watched that series last week. I am flabbergasted by the amazing special effects that were put into that – especially considering how far we’ve come with green screen technology!
Ruby: Yet, you didn’t burst into my home last week and insist you want to date a time traveler or that you want to own a DeLorian.
Ginger: …why would I? I just want the hoverboard.
Ruby: You don’t skateboard.
Ginger: True. But…hoverboard.
Ruby: What would you do with it?
Ginger: Look, you’re missing the point.
Ruby: What is the point?
Ginger: I want to date a werewolf! From all the research I’ve put into this, I have discovered they are loyal, good-natured, strong male role models and from all the evidence I’ve seen, really attractive.
Ruby: Every month, they become snarling, hairy, bloodthirsty, ravenous monsters.
Ginger: Nobody’s perfect.