Ruby: I don’t care how much effort you put into it, I am not sitting through another of your ludicrous PowerPoint presentations!
Ginger: This isn’t about Firefly!
Ruby: I thought Everything Leads Back To Firefly!
Ginger: …it does, but I didn’t make it obvious in this!
Ruby: I don’t care – you do this every time someone asks you to help them create or clean up or edit or pare down a presentation at your office and then you find all these little tricks in PowerPoint and you create an entire presentation that no one – no one in the world – wants to sit through and then you make ME sit through it!
Ginger: See? You’re agreeing with me – it’s INEVITABLE! You’ll do it eventually! Why not make it easy on both of us and just sit through it now without all the fuss?
Ruby: Because I don’t want to! Go find Elle and make her listen to your crazy theories for once!
Ginger: She’s out with Buddy! You’re here! My PowerPoint is here! You know it will happen eventually anyway! You practically admitted it moments ago!
Ruby: …what is it called?
Ginger: ‘Ripping Through The Ripper Case: A Detailed Look At London’s Most Famous Serial Killer.’
Ginger: Oh, come on, I bring in theories from all over the world!
Ruby: First? A single Wikipedia article does not qualify as “bringing in theories from all over the world.”
Ginger: But, people from all over the world can contribute to it…
Ruby: Second? I am not sitting through your latest obsession with Jack the Ripper.
Ginger: You told me to stop reading about Lizzie Borden.
Ruby: Third? NO.
Ginger: But I worked hard on this!
Ruby: Oh, I’m sorry – was it hard to pull images from the internet of Homer Simpson with mutton chops?
Ginger: …did you peek at my presentation when I was in the bathroom?
Ruby: I’m not interested in your PowerPoint on Jack the Ripper. I’m not sitting through your presentation on a serial killer. I’m not kidding.
Ginger: But I worked really hard on this and I want to show someone who will appreciate it…
Ruby: I will do anything else this afternoon.
Ginger: Well…if you won’t sit through my presentation…
Ruby: I won’t.
Ginger: And you’re up for anything else…
Ginger: There’s a GHOST WALK starting JUST DOWN THE STREET!! It’s the last one of the season! Come on, Ruby! Let’s go! I signed us up as soon as I saw the poster!! It’ll be so much fun!!!
Ruby: …so, the Jack the Ripper presentation is off the table?
Ginger: GHOST WALK. Your shoes are already on. Let’s go!
Ruby: …if I promise to sing along once with the theme song, can we skip both options and just watch Firefly?
Ginger: EVERYTHING LEADS BACK TO FIREFLY! Even the ghost walk. Let’s go!!!