Ruby: We wish you a Merry Christmas!
Elle: Aw, that’s so nice of you!
Fly: Now bring us some figgy pudding!
Ruby: Wait, what?
Ginger: We won’t go until we get some!
Ruby: Yes, yes, we will. We were just supposed to drop off the presents, not demand food.
Fly: That’s not nearly as much fun.
Ginger: Or filling.
Elle: I don’t have figgy pudding…will a granola bar each work, instead?
Ruby: You don’t have to give us anything…we’re just dropping off the presents. We have a busy schedule.
Fly: We could make some time for figgy pudding, though.
Ginger: You seriously only have granola bars?
Elle: What do you want me to say? I’m leaving this afternoon to spend the holidays with family…the fridge is devoid of food items.
Ruby: We completely understand – have a safe and wonderful trip, Elle!
Elle: Thank you – Ginger, what is that?
Fly: I told you she’d ask. No one understands.
Ginger: This is Santa the Hutt. He says “Ho, ho, ho” and spreads Christmas cheer to all on Tattooine every year.
Ruby: She took her Jabba the Hutt toy from her childhood and made a Santa Claus outfit for it and has been carrying it around with her everywhere since she saw the new movie.
Fly: Since she won’t explain herself, we’re assuming she’s trying to express that she enjoyed the movie, but doesn’t trust herself to not spoil something in it.
Ginger: I did say there are no Hutts in the new movie…
Ruby: She did say that.
Fly: But that’s all she says, other than the creepy version of “Ho, Ho, Ho.”
Elle: It’s Ginger. We’ll allow it.
Ruby: Especially since she stopped singing Krampus Karols…
Elle: I don’t want to know.
Fly: Neither did we.