Ruby: Hang on one moment, Ginger, I’m on the phone.
Ruby: Yeah, that works. Go ahead and send it over and I’ll work on it this afternoon.
Ruby: You’ll have it before the meeting. Promise. All right. Bye!
Ruby: Sorry, Ginger, I was on the phone.
Ginger: Oh. I thought that grew out of your ear.
Ruby: No. It didn’t.
Ginger: Was it an important call?
Ruby: It was work.
Ginger: …that doesn’t answer the question. You discuss Muppet relationships at work.
Ruby: …I wish I could argue… This was my new manager, Cary.
Ginger: Carrie Fisher?
Ruby: Wrong gender.
Ginger: Carrie Anne Moss?
Ruby: She’s still a woman.
Ginger: Kerry Washington?
Ruby: Branching out…to a different woman. So. No. Since I already answered the question of gender.
Ginger: Carrie Underwood?
Ruby: You know ‘Cary’ can be a man’s name, right?
Ginger: John Kerry?
Ruby: I don’t discuss politics with you.
Ginger: Cary Elwes?
Ginger: Cary Grant?
Ruby: He’d be a zombie…and no.
Ginger: Harry Caray?
Ruby: Another zombie…and another no.
Ginger: Drew Carey?
Ruby: …don’t make me go all Stephen King’s version of Carrie on you.
Ginger: You’re cleaning up the pig’s blood if you do.
Ruby: I’ll let you carry the bucket of bleach.
Ginger: This could lead into a full re-enactment of Dr. Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce’s Carry Quote if you don’t nip it in the bud real fast.
Ruby: Oh, why not? Carry on, my wayward…y’know.
Ginger: I’ll carry your books, I’ll carry a torch, I’ll carry a tune, I’ll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash-and-carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I’ll even “hari-kari” if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
Ruby: Feel better?
Ginger: Wow, my voice really carries sometimes…
Ruby: Only in the hallway.
Ginger: Do you know what I noticed?
Ruby: When you say ‘carry’ so much, it starts to sound wrong?
Ruby: What did you notice?
Ginger: I still don’t have coffee.
Ruby: You didn’t notice you’re not at work?
Ginger: I called in sick.
Ruby: But you’re here. And you don’t look sick.
Ginger: I said I was scared I had the flu or a bad cold or insanity.
Ruby: And they let you stay home, based on that?
Ginger: No. My manager said I couldn’t have insanity. I’m just a carrier.