Ginger: WHY AM I NOT IN HAWAII?!
Ruby: Because then, what would you have to complain about?
Ginger: THAT’S NOT ENOUGH REASON. Did you see what the temperature is outside?
Ruby: Why do you think I am inside?
Ginger: Do you see how many layers I am wearing? A tank top, a short sleeved shirt, a long sleeved shirt, a sweater, a hoodie, and my thick parka – ALL TO SEE YOUR SMILING FACE! And I didn’t even list the tights, thick knee highs, fleece lined pants and fur boots!
Ruby: You just did.
Ginger: BECAUSE IT’S COLD AND MY COMMON SENSE IS FROZEN.
Ruby: Weren’t you the one wandering around all weekend singing “the cold doesn’t bother me anyway” in your apartment?
Ginger: That was this weekend, in my apartment, where it still makes sense for me to be wearing tank tops and shorts and drinking iced coffee.
Ruby: Ah, radiator heat…
Ginger: But today, I had to go outside to get to the office and it’s COLD OUTSIDE.
Ruby: And yet you came here.
Ginger: Because it’s cold outside and you should be aware of the situation.
Ruby: Your coffee froze halfway to the office, didn’t it?
Ginger: You started a fresh pot, right?
Ruby: It’s in the kitchen.
Ginger: Good. And thank you.