Ginger: Ruby, I have a very important question to ask you.
Ruby: Please tell me you’re asking me to play Bananagrams.
Ginger: No. This is far more important.
Ginger: …start flipping tiles. Now I want to play Bananagrams. But I still have to ask you the very important question.
Ginger: Are you Team Captain or Team Iron Man?
Ruby: …um…I’m…confused about what these teams are.
Ginger: Team Captain – peel, by the way – is made up of Captain America, The Falcon, Hawkeye, The Scarlet Witch, Ant Man, Bucky…basically, all the intelligent and awesome supers. Peel.
Ruby: I’m still confused – why do I have to choose a team? I’m…not a superheroine. Dump.
Ginger: Team Iron Man is made up of – peel – Iron Man, Black Widow, War Machine, The Vision, and Black Panther. Peel.
Ruby: Ooh! I needed that!
Ginger: Nice! If you move that O to that spot, and the M and N there and you use that A, you have MANGO.
Ruby: Stop helping. If you’re bored, say Peel and get your next letter.
Ginger: Choose a Team.
Ruby: I’m on Team…Civilian. I get to sit in the audience and watch the explosions through my fingers and…wait, which team has Chris Evans?
Ginger: Team Cap.
Ruby: So, you’re Team Cap. Peel.
Ginger: Obviously. But not just because of Chris Evans.
Ruby: Right. Peel.
Ginger: I read the graphic novel the movie is based on and I’ve thought about it and I honestly think it’s the team that is best.
Ruby: Absolutely. Peel.
Ginger: I mean, what they stand for, what their leader does and doesn’t do in order to protect basic human rights…
Ruby: Sure, sure. Peel.
Ginger: So, you’re Team Cap?
Ruby: No. I’m Team Iron Man. Peel.
Ginger: What? Why?!
Ruby: Well, you said it has Iron Man, Scarlet Witch, The Seeing Eye Dog…
Ruby: Peel. Whatever. The point is, that sounds like a strong team.
Ginger: How could you possibly say that? I just explained Team Cap stands for protecting basic human rights!
Ruby: But it doesn’t have Robert Downey, Jr. Also, peel.
Ginger: Iron Man wants to have all the supers monitored at all times! Registered and monitored and give up their – oh! Yeah! He makes Spiderman reveal his secret identity!
Ruby: Spiderman is in the movie? Peel.
Ginger: Yes! And I can’t believe you would side against me on this!
Ruby: What team is Spiderman on? Peel.
Ginger: Team Iron Man. But—
Ruby: But nothing, Ginger. Team Iron Man has Iron Man, Spiderman, Scarlet Witch, Visionaries—
Ruby: Peel. The Panther guy, the other Iron Man guy…and all your team has is a couple of science experiments and some fancy tech.
Ginger: Know what else my team has?
Ginger: The skills to destroy you in Bananagrams even when you think you’re winning.
Ruby: …you…weren’t even paying attention!
Ginger: What can I say, Rubes? When you play Bananagrams against my mother, you learn to play real Bananagrams.
Ruby: Did you…spell out words related to Captain America: Civil War?
Ginger: I was mildly impressed myself, honestly.
Ginger: I can do this all day.