Ruby: Ginger…what are you watching?
Ginger: A documentary.
Ruby: …that’s not a documentary.
Ginger: No, obviously that part is a dramatic re-enactment.
Ruby: Ginger, this is Stargate.
Ginger: Yes, it is. It’s a documentary about the discovery of the interstellar travelling device and the repercussions of an innocent culture suddenly coming face-to-face with a technologically advanced society.
Ruby: I don’t know how many times I have to tell you this, Ginger, but science fiction movies are not documentaries.
Ginger: Not yet. Think about all the technological advances that appeared in Star Trek and are now part of your daily life.
Ruby: …so now you’re watching science fiction movies trying to predict what else will become a reality?
Ginger: I thought that was obvious.
Ruby: Well, at least it’s a break from Supernatural and Grimm.
Ginger: First of all? There’s no such thing as a break from those shows. They take a break from me. Usually, about six days between visits
Ginger: And second, I happen to like this movie.
Ruby: Well, how could you not? From the little I’ve seen so far, it looks quite compelling.
Ginger: That’s Ultron, when he was younger.
Ruby: That’s James Spader.
Ruby: I don’t think I can sigh heavily enough to express how exasperating it is when you do that.
Ginger: Yeah, I don’t think you can.
Ruby: How far are you into this movie?
Ginger: Not very far. Why, would you like to join me in this documentary?
Ruby: …when you described this ‘documentary,’ you said it involved the repercussions of an innocent culture suddenly coming face-to-face with a technologically advanced society.
Ginger: Good memory, Ruby!
Ruby: Yeah…were you suggesting the technologically advanced society was Ultron?
Ruby: What if we watched something else instead?
Ginger: What could possibly compare with Stargate?
Ruby: I heard Animaniacs is on Netflix now.
Ginger: STARTING IT NOW!
Ruby: …you don’t have to shout.
Ginger: In that case, I’ll just sing! United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru! Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too! Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still—
Ruby: No! No! That’s going to be stuck in my head all day!
Ginger: It’s stuck in my head all the time. It’s a miracle I don’t go around amazing people with my awesome geographical knowledge constantly.
Ruby: I’m often amazed by what you don’t do constantly.
Ginger: Many people are.