Ginger: Hey, Ruby?
Ruby: Yes, Ginger?
Ginger: Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Ruby: …be honest. Did you spend all weekend watching Muppet movies?
Ginger: If I did, would that influence your answer?
Ruby: I can only name two songs about rainbows – The Rainbow Connection and Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Does that really sound like “so many songs” to you?
Ginger: Okay, so I didn’t spend the whole weekend watching Muppet movies.
Ruby: Are you sure?
Ginger: I spent it binge-watching Stranger Things on Netflix.
Ruby: Isn’t that the horror-movie-stretched-out-into-eight-episodes?
Ruby: …so you had to watch The Muppet Movie in order to get some sleep last night?
Ruby: Yeah, you know that’s why we tell you things like “go outside” and “take a break” and “remember to breathe,” right?
Ginger: …….well, I know that now.
Ruby: I hate to ask, since you just reviewed Ghostbusters the other day, but…did you enjoy Stranger Things?
Ginger: Very much so. That’s why I binged it all in one day.
Ruby: I’m terrified of you sometimes.
Ginger: I’m terrified of Christmas lights. Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
Ruby: …I’ll get the spare pillow…
Ginger: Seriously, there’s got to be at least one other song about rainbows!