Ginger: All I’m saying is that ivy grows up and that means it’s a hedge and hedgehogs live in hedges and with the sailboat right there, that means a hedgehog navy is only a few more sailboats away.
Ruby: I cannot fault this logic.
Ginger: I’m quite logical.
Ruby: I wouldn’t go that far.
Ginger: Why not? I’ve proven a hedgehog navy is in the works. What could be keeping you from believing me?
Ruby: An entire history of illogical decisions.
Ginger: I really don’t see how that has anything to do with it.
Ruby: Of course not.
Ginger: So…when do you think the tow truck will get here?
Ruby: Another ten minutes or so, I guess.
Ginger: Sorry about the radiator.
Ruby: You didn’t do it.
Ginger: I know. I’m glad you know, too.
Ruby: Well, it is a logical conclusion.
Ginger: And I’m quite logical.
Ruby: Still not going that far.
Ginger: I thought I’d try.
Ruby: Good effort.