Ginger: I hate being outsmarted by a ten year old.
Ruby: Then stop playing your nephew in chess.
Ginger: But he makes it look so easy!
Ruby: Yes, because for him, it is easy.
Ginger: I don’t know why his mother didn’t teach him how to play properly.
Ruby: You’re just upset because she warned him you cheat.
Ginger: Well, obviously.
Ruby: Maybe you could learn how to actually play.
Ginger: That sounds like effort.
Ruby: Yeah, I don’t know what I was thinking.
Ginger: Clearly not.
Ruby: So, what are you going to do?
Ginger: I figured I still have the advantage if I offer to play Battleship with him instead.
Ruby: You know your sister will still warn him that you cheat.
Ginger: Yes, but it takes longer to detect in Battleship.
Ruby: Of course.
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